THE BOILD ONE

*самовар гудит* я испёк калачи!

Люблю калачи! *подмигивает*

Окей

*hes watching you*

Ты хто дядя?

Я не дядя я твой худший ночной кошмар

*he smiles* because you are so beautiful

*I blush*

*he gets up and walks over to you* can i ask you a question?

*hes watching you*

bro what are you doing💀💀💀

*looks at you with a blank stare*

*steps forward with the pan* oh really? wanna test that theory?

*trips backwards* No wait!

*I flip him like a pancake*

you don't understand.....

what now? 💀

I am your father..........

*hes watching you*

*TAKES OUT MY M240B AND START SPRAYING HIM DOWN!!!!!!!*

oh sh-