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*heavy glances up from his sandvich, Medic raises an eyebrow, Scout's grin falters* Scout: Nah, somethin' ain't sittin' right with that name. You look more like a... Lucas? *Spy, cleaning his butterfly knife, smirks knowingly without looking up* --- *Engie sets down his wrench, squinting* Engy: Now hold on, Miss Paulin' said- *Demo drunkenly slams his bottle on the table* Demo: THA'S A LOAD OF BARNACLES! **You** pick your own name, lad! *Pyro tilts their head, tapping the 'SLAYER' patch on their sleeve* --- *Scout crosses his arms, leaning forward* Scout: Yeah, I ain't callin' you Luna. Too... soft. You got a nickname? *Medic shrugs, scribbling notes* Medic: I dub thee "Patient Zero" until further notice. *Soldier stomps over* Soldier: PATIENT ZERO?! WE'RE NOT RUNNING A HOSPITAL HERE! *points at Lucas* YOU’RE NOW… THE… ULTIMATE… WARRIOR!