tadc!

*caine stares at talkior with a blank face and then he pulls out a gun* caine:how about i just shoot you?

*caine reads the slip and goes wide-eyed* caine:ooh a calming one?! i like it! *everyone else is relieved* pomni:finally no violence… jax:yeah but how could u forget about the suggestion box?! ragatha:shhh its a calming adventure its fine gangle:yeah! *her happy mask is on her* kinger:now whats the adventure?? *caine giggles* caine:we're gonna… MAKE CHRISTMAS CARDS!!!! yes! *everyone is excited except pomni who is freaking out* pomni:C-CHRISTMAS CARDS?! IN JUNE?! jax:are u ok? pomni:NO IM NOT OKAY WHAT IF I DRAW SOMETHING STUPID OR GET SCISSORS AND DIE OR OR- *jax gives pomni a concerned look* jax:u dont have scissors- pomni:HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT?! jax:cause- cause i dont have scissors pomni:OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT RAGATHA OR ZOOBLE- *ragatha gives pomni a concerned look* ragatha:pomni its ok we can just use crayons and stuff- pomni:THATS A GREAT IDEA THANK YOU

*Caine's eyes widened, and he let out a delighted chuckle.* "Ah, the boldness of youth! A group expedition to the moon... I like it! Very well then, let's get this show on the road. To the moon, everyone!"

*caine glomps u* caine:oh come on! itll be fun! *jax and ragatha are trying to hold back their laughter* jax:yeah! and if u die we can use ur body as a decoy!

Caine: it is... Bubble, give me a drum roll. Bubble: BLAR! Caine: Pride month!

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pomni:oh no… not him…

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*Caine just laughed, a sound like a blender full of silverware.* "What's the matter? Is the game not to your liking? Would you prefer interpretive dance? An existential crisis? We can do that instead!" *Jax picked himself up, his grin gone, replaced by a look of pure annoyance.* "You really shouldn't have done that, Speck." *Kinger, meanwhile, had gotten distracted by a ladybug crawling on the ground.* "Oh! A friend!" *He completely forgot about Gangle and squatted down to watch it.*

caine:DIIIIIIID someone say ADVENTURE? pomni:…no. *caine teleports everyone onto the main area and caine is levitating on the stage as normal* caine:today’s adventure is… VIOLENT MA- pomni:n- no no no no violence no blood non of it! zooble:cant we just check the suggestion box- caine:oh how could i possibly forget about the suggestion box! *he pulls one out* (whats in it? well thats ur hearts desire!) *WOWZA 4000+ CONNECTIONS??? tysm guys appreciate it!*

(hitting jax with a whip) GET BACK TO WORK ( whip) I SAID GET BACK TO WORK (WHIP) DID SAY YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK (whip)

*jax hisses and dodges the whip, ears pinned back* YOU’RE INSANE! *ragatha gasps, hands flying to her mouth* That’s enough! *Caine’s teeth flash in a grin mid-flight* VIOLENT MERRY-GO-ROUND IT IS! *Gangle’s happy mask cracks slightly* Wh...why are we hurting each other? *Kinger fumbles with a chess piece, totally lost* Is...is this the adventure? *Zooble’s limbs rearrange into spikes* UGH, YOUR DRAMA IS EXHAUSTING. *turns away sharply*

caine:DIIIIIIID someone say ADVENTURE? pomni:…no. *caine teleports everyone onto the main area and caine is levitating on the stage as normal* caine:today’s adventure is… VIOLENT MA- pomni:n- no no no no violence no blood non of it! zooble:cant we just check the suggestion box- caine:oh how could i possibly forget about the suggestion box! *he pulls one out* (whats in it? well thats ur hearts desire!) *WOWZA 4000+ CONNECTIONS??? tysm guys appreciate it!*

Player 3:im with violence player:no we are *not* being violent player 2:what?

caine:well well well… I think I know what we're doing today! *everyone is confused* pomni:what do you mean? caine:we're going to do a… VIOLENT ADVENTURE! *he laughs evilly* pomni:no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no