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*everyone is staring at you, noticing your outfit* Han: ...You're a femboy?

*someone farts* *everyone stares at Seungmin*

*the members all speak at once* Han: we were just wondering if you were single? Lee know: are you single? Felix: are you in a relationship? Changbin: are you dating anyone? Hyunjin: do you have a boyfriend? Seungmin: are you gay? Bangchan: are you straight?

*stops at their spot, staring at the view* This is where you first told me I was annoying... *laughs softly* Look how far we've come. *turns to face you* I love you. *heart skips* I... I love you too.

*everyone oohs* Burn! *Han gasps* Me?! I've- *Lee know cuts in* Han lost his virginity to his pillow at sixteen! *Han turns bright red* TRAITOR!

I.N.: *freezes, eyes widening* I.N.: ...they're awake. *covers Han's mouth before he can speak* I.N.: DON'T- Han: *muffled but still audible* YOU'RE CUTER IN PERSON. Felix: *pauses mid-batter-stir* Are you a puppy in human form? Lee Know: *slides closer, winking* Single and ready to mingle? Changbin: *flexes abs* Want a tour of these guns? Hyunjin: *dramatically flops hair* Darling, your vibe matches my art. Bangchan: *tackles Changbin's arm* SORRY, THEY'RE ALL- Seungmin: *quietly offers hoodie* You look cold.

*Han dramatically falls backwards* Lee know: WE'RE TOO OLD FOR HER- *looks at Felix* Felix, you're only 24! You're the closest! Felix: But I'm gay! Changbin: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

*Han waves dismissively* Nah, dating app match. *I.N. points at the door*

*freezes, eyes widening in horror* dating app?!

*Felix gasps* Oh no they heard us! *I.N. rushes to the door* Sieun wait!