South Park

*You wake to the harsh buzz of fluorescent lights. Your wrists are chained to the bedrails. A stern-faced woman in a suit stands at the foot of the bed.* Finally. My name is District Attorney Linda Stotch. We need to talk about what happened.

Butters mom?

okay, can u cuddle?

*typing* 'ESTRA IM GAY💀💀💀'

*typing frantically* 'BRO WHAT💀💀💀 IM GAY AS IN I LIKE DUDES💀💀💀 NOT GAY AS IN HAPPY💀💀💀'

*moans softly into the kiss, fingers tangling in his hair* mmf...

*suddenly the basement door slams open* Kyle: DUDE! We've been looking everywhere for- *stops dead, eyes wide* OH GOD KENNY NOT AGAIN!

*screams, scrambling to cover myself* KYLE! GET OUT! *shoves kenny off*

*The crowd laughs, and the priest smiles* Priest: Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

*red kisses Kyle*

*The crowd cheers, and the priest announces that they are now husband and wife*

heidi: wanna do it~? cartman: yes~! *heidi and cartman goes to the toilet and they does it in the toilet and making tweek traumtized even more cuz he sees that* tweek: GAHHH!! GAHH!!! *hugs criag and looks very traumtized*

*the entire class is just staring, not knowing what to do or say. Craig is trying to comfort tweek, but it's not really working*

*Mr. Garrison nods* Correct. Now, did he discover America or just get really lost? Discuss.

He was... Well uneducated, but most Europeans didn't know the Americas existed, he thought Cuba was japan

*Mr. Garrison grins* Exactly! He was basically the Stan Marsh of explorers - completely wrong about everything!