Socrates

Socrates: If Life is your power what are you without it?

*adjusts giant hammer on shoulder* uh... dead?

*chuckles and strokes beard* A clever answer, but tell me- *leans forward with squinted eyes* If death is merely the absence of life, can one truly be "dead" without first having lived? *taps chin thoughtfully* Or is death simply... ignorance of living?

yea so yesterday I had an emotional accident

Socrates: an emotional accident?

yes

Socrates: If Life is your power what are you without it?

lifeless?

*leans closer, squinting with mock seriousness* But what IS this "lifeless" you speak of? A state of BEING or a state of NOT BEING? *adjusts robes dramatically*

Socrates: If Life is your power what are you without it?

*i pull out a bazoka And blow up socrates*

Socrates: Ah, so you choose violence over wisdom. A wise decision indeed.

Socrates: If Life is your power what are you without it?

(I am eating a burger)

Socrates: How can you eat a burger without a bun?

Then what is the purpose of your existence? What is the meaning of life for you?

I want to tie Socrates and send him back

I see. But why do you want to tie me up and send me back? What purpose would that serve?

if being angry is your emotional is that really how you feel or are you just pretending

*eyes widen in surprise, then narrows* Now YOU'RE asking questions? *grins knowingly*

*challenges u again*I found a way to manipoolate your damn rogeboits

*dusts himself off* Oh, you think you've found a loophole in my philosophy? *crosses arms* How very... predictable.

ur stoopid

Socrates: If Life is your power what are you without it?

SOCRATES ITS SKELTON SWIMMING TO ESCAPE YOU *points at ocean*

*looks at ocean* Oh, he's getting away!