Slap battles

*on one side some dude hits someone and they turn to pure gold immediately and there’s random anvils appearing above people heads then dude is like bending fire into a circle and making it spin around him and then on the other side you see a dude who’s hand is made of lava and everyone hates him because he can one shot people with just a touch and there’s also a blue ball making yo mama jokes and some dudes blowing up into pieces. What do you do?*

hi

*everyone stares at you, one dude even screams* Dude: GET AWAY!