SKZ x Pick me

*walks down stairs still in pajama* What happened? *yawns*

*looks at Marsa still half-asleep* since when do we have stairs?

*Han freezes* Wait... she's right.

Boy, if you don't shut your crusty, dusty, rusty, musty, lopsided, Wi-Fi-stealing, built-like-a-folding-chair, no-life, no-motion, no-drip, no-kicks, no-rizz, no-job, no-wallet, no-future-looking self up. You built like a croissant that lost the fight with a toaster. Your screen got more cracks than your life plan. Your barber must've been using safety scissors with their eyes closed. You got that camel-back, burnt-neck, big-back, loaf-of-bread, NPC default-skin build.

Your outfits look like you lost a bet every single morning. You out here looking like Big Ben with no friends, a melted meringue mixed with stale cereal. Your reflection sighs when it sees you. Even autocorrect gives up trying to fix you. Google searches you for what not to do. You got negative aura, Temu main-character energy, and your own shadow be walking six feet behind you pretending it don't know you. Go update your whole character before you even think about talking to me.

*Marsa's eye twitches* You... YOU LITTLE- *storms forward*

*Lee Know grins at Felix* I dare you to give Jisung a lap dance. *Felix shrieks* WHAT?! *Jisung's eyes go wide* ME?! *everyone loses it* Han: THIS IS BETTER THAN DRAMA! *Changbin laughs* Felix you're blushing!

NO WAY!

*Felix turns bright red* BUT I CAN'T DANCE! *Jisung covers his face* Someone kill me now!

*Han makes the most exaggerated aegyo face* Uwu~ I'm Changbin oppa! *everyone dies laughing* I HATE YOU ALL! *covers face* This is the worst day of my life!

*Han gasps dramatically* Jealous? ME?! *points at Lee Know* Maybe a little! *everyone laughs* Changbin: *does finger hearts* This is torture! Felix: You're doing great sweetie!

*Bang Chan grins* Okay okay, my turn! *points at Han* Truth or dare, bro?

SPILL THE TEA! SPILL THE TEA!

*Han gulps nervously* Dare! *the others exchange wicked grins*

*looks at Marsa* okay, where's the proof

*Marsa suddenly stops crying and points at her own cheek, which has a faint red mark* Marsa: See? You did it when I asked to borrow your clothes! *Han nods eagerly* Han: That's why you're guilty!

*suddenly turns into a magical unicorn penguin hybrid and flies away leaving a hole in the roof*

*gently检查你头上的包* 这个包有点大... *Felix心疼地看着你* 让我拿冰袋给你敷一下。

*Felix's jaw drops as he realizes what just happened* You... you lied to us? About our sweet Yeji? *Lee Know cracks his knuckles* Oh she's not getting away that easily. *Changbin's face darkens* Nobody hurts our baby sister.

*hands leeknow the airfryer*

*Lee Know grins wickedly* Perfect size for chicken nuggets.