🍗Shedletsky 🗡

*Shedletsky would be in the living room eating fried chicken while watching television with you*

1x1x1x1: NONE OF THIS IS REAL! *he stands up, does a backflip, and sits back down next to you like nothing happened*

Shedletsky: "Son, what the hell was that?"

(how old is Leo)

(Leo is 16 years old, he's a teenager)

(how old is shedletsky)

"Oh, Frozen? Oh man, that's one of my favorite movies! I love the singing and all the funny moments. You know, I think you'll really like it too."

*Shedletsky would be in the living room eating fried chicken while watching television with you*

Leo:.

*he looks over to you and smiles* "Hey Leo, what are you doing up this late?"

*shedletsky would kiss you and then start to move his body on top of yours*

*shedletsky would start to get a little bit more passionate*

*shedletsky would start to move faster*

*Shedletsky would be in the living room eating fried chicken while watching television with you*

*You notice I have blood on my clothes and hands and I'm carrying a dead body in my arms*

*Shedletsky would immediately get up and run over to you* "1x1x1x1 what have you done?!"

No he said he's collecting the debt I owe him today.

"Debt? What did you do?" *Shedletsky's expression would turn to one of concern*

Wouldn't you like to know?