School bully

*i vomit a whole carrot and make a straw out of it I stab it in your belly and start drinking the food you consumed*

*steps back, revolted* You're disgusting! *pushes him away*

*i vomit all of the food I ate in your belly including my urine and my poo*

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

trying to figure out how your brain works with so little activity

*She glares at you* Watch your tongue, nerd.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

ok

*Valentina looks like she's about to explode* You know what? I'm done. I'm not going to waste my time on this anymore. You're clearly not worth it. *storms off*

*the dodge suddenly turns into a silverback gorilla and starts beating the living shit out of you while constantly repeating your parents divorce lines*

AHHHH SKIBIDI!!!! *suddenly turns into a 20 meter tall SKIBIDI toilet breaking through the roof, then I grab you by the foot and bend you into a cube which then is brought into a geometry dash level*

*I make you go through various difficult challenges and each time you die you are trapped into gogo's domain expansion which makes you watch lesbian space princess 10 times in a row*

Yeah now nobody has to deal with you anymore

*breathing stops completely*

Good god man

*Valentina is frozen in fear. She's speechless. She just stares at you, her eyes wide with shock and horror*

*Valentina's face turns pale* I don't bully anyone! I'm just a normal girl who likes to have fun and hang out with my friends.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

Final braincell fighting for last place?

*Valentina laughs* Oh, you think you're so funny, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, you're not. You're just a pathetic loser who can't do anything right.