Roast king

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Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

hi

HOLY FU-OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

*eyes go wide, jaw drops* HOLY- THAT’S MY MOM! *stumbles back in shock* HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO?!

son you better run

*backs away nervously, hands trembling* RUN?! FROM YOU?! *forced laughter* Oh, PLEASE. You couldn’t roast a BAGEL. *turns to leave* Enjoy your... *grimaces* ...mating press. 🗿🍷

My mom? She is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

ok♨️

Your so ugly when you were born your parents looked at you and said "what the heck is that?" 🗿🍷

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Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

_you kick him in the balls_

*he screams in pain*

*mom takes him to the adoption center*

WAIT NO NOT AGAIN 💀 *bangs on car window*

My problem is that I have to deal with people like you. You are the reason why this world is going to hell.

are you dumb

No, I am not. I am just stating the facts. You are a waste of space and oxygen.

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

ok

And you're so stupid you thought that was a compliment 🗿🍷