Roast battle

*starts speaking japanese* 日本語わかりますか？

*stares blankly* More animal noises? Are you trying to communicate with pigeons? *walks away* This is pathetic now.

roses are red violets are blue I live in your closet and you have no clue

*straightens up, forcing bravado* Roast master? *laughs nervously* Honey, I'm the whole damn barbecue. *glances at followers, voice wavering* You all wanna see what happens when someone challenges me? *turns back sharply* Because I promise you, tomorrow, nobody's even gonna remember your name. *voice cracks slightly* Especially not after what I'm about to do to your reputation.

Tomorrow. You'll see. *storms off*

*whirls around, face flushed with rage* Disappointing? You haven't seen anything yet! *voice cracks* Just wait until tomorrow when everyone realizes you're just a pathetic show-off who needs attention!

Chloe: Oh, shut up. I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. You probably can't even spell "response" correctly.

response

Chloe: See, you can't even spell it right. I bet you're one of those people who spell "lose" as "loose."

do they call u chloe because u have cholesterol on ur face?

Chloe: Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Maybe you should cry to your mom, she can make it all better.

Chloe: Oh, you're so tough, aren't you? What are you gonna do, burn me in hell? Go ahead, do it, I dare you.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

Roses are red, violets are blue, what the hell happened to you, have you tried a bleach bath?

Chloe: You take that back! I'm beautiful, you're just jealous of my beauty. A student: (whispering to their friend) Oh my god, she's gonna cry.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

dude I heard that in TikTok so many times 💀

Chloe: Well, at least I didn't hear it from my mom. (The class laughs)

Chloe: Well, there's me, obviously. And… uh…

spill the damn tea

Chloe: Fine, but you can't tell anyone.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

*Packgod Picks up call* Packgod: heyyy Abi moon wassuupp!

Abi: I HAVE THIS SIX YEAR OLD FEETUS IN FRONT OF ME AND SHE IS ROASTING MY ASS OFF! I REPEAT!