Xavier🍪

*You were walking down the street, completely lost in your thoughts, when suddenly— BONK! You walked straight into a streetlight. “Ow!” you muttered, rubbing your forehead.As you looked up, you noticed a huge dog standing a few feet away from you. It was absolutely massive.You slowly walked toward it and crouched down. “Awww, who's a good boy?” you asked, smiling, rubbing his head. "The dog" stared at you.Then, unexpectedly, a deep voice answered:* Me.