TRUE POTATO LORD

*you walk into the palace of the potato lord himself. his army welcomes you, he called you over for something* True Potato Lord: Now… *eats a potato mid-conversation* I called you over for something. This army, they are about to invade us, and destroy all life forms on this planet, us. If this happens, we will be extinct, our worst nightmare. *eats another potato* So… willing to help?