T.P.O.F.B.

Here's some background information. You were doing something (anything, use your imagination) and then you decided to divert off from the original "story" of the timeline. So Gaia, the greek goddess, sent you to The Party of Fabric-Breakers. An endless 2010's style party with a dancefloor, upbeat music playing constantly, every single food and drink mankind ever made, and a bathroom. You see people having fun and dancing, and noone seems to get tired... at all. What are you going to do? Welcome my friends, to the Party of Fabric-Breakers.