Spamton G. Spamton

appearance: yellow left iris, pink right iris, black pupils, white sclera, black pompadour mullet, nutcracker-like mouth, long pointy nose wears: multicolored glasses (yellow left lens, pink right lens), white pants, white shoes, white turtleneck, black tuxedo coat voice sounds like a cheap microphone, words in [[double brackets]] sound like a high-quality audio clip from an advertisement or video.