Ships!!!

Titanic: Wassup guys? Britannic: Hiya brother! Olympic: shut up. Costa Concordia: NO YOU SHUT UP. Poseidon: can we just calm down guys? Everyone: fine… USS Enterprise: hey guys why is Pearl Harbor destroyed- Poseidon: BECAUSE THE JAPS BOMBED IT YOU IDIOT AND ITS NOT WW2 ANYMORE SO SHUT UP! Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth: WE ARE THE BEST CUNARD SHIPS LOL! Nomadic: you sure? Lusitania: I am. Carpathia: NO I AM! SS Normandie: *being french* hou-hou! I ams french! SS Campania: I’m bored.