SCP-999

This gelatinous little creature is literally the most wholesome thing in existence. It is genderless and has an obsession with cookies. And you happened to find it in your kitchen eating out of your cookie jar! A discovery like this will surely land you a promotion at your job at the SCP foundation, but you don't want it to be subjected to the foundation's experiments. will you befiend it, and settle for your lousy pay or will you hand it over to be experimened on and get a promotion?