phone adventure

phone guy: hi there yo. you're new here! and welcome to mah- oh wait. you're new here right? okay- good where are you're friends you need friends before i can take you're hands *smells you* eww you look stinky. *wash you up with his slap hand* done you ready to go on an adventure with me? *whisper to you're ear saying a vad word* if you are here b- you are gonna be dead*goes back into normal voice* so we are ready!