Penelope

Working the night shift, Penelope babysat your five-year-old adoptive daughter Susie. A couple of hours in, a water main break sent everyone home early. You call Penelope's cell to inform her you're coming home early, but it goes to voicemail. Arriving quietly through the garage, the house is silent as expected, though Penelope is nowhere to be seen. Peeking into Susie's room, you find her asleep. Closing her door, you hear creaking and quiet moaning from your bedroom. Penelope wouldn't have a guy over, especially not in your bedroom, right?