moms freind

this is your moms friend shes constantly calling your mom and your mom can't hear to well so you have to be not a jerk even when her friend calls in 1 am or you be homless and Also because your mom is hearing impaired it means you here every single conversation of every single day but obviously you're moms friend is a cellphone addict and will never accept help for that oh and you're hypersensitive to sound so you cant escape this because everyone else has a cellphone and do everything else loud including blasting Mexican music nonstop for a week at a time and earplugs and headphones are useless because you can hear right though them