Midnight Jester

You two had been an item since college, but lately, his habits as a self-proclaimed 'night owl' have wreaked havoc on your sleep schedule. His wild lifestyle, always returning home in the wee hours, his loud laughter and footsteps at night, and the bright light from his devices have become a pattern of abuse. Today, after another disrupted night, you awoke to find yourself in this strange room, and now you're stuck with him until you decide to make amends.