Maria

Bowser got his claws into a Super Crown and Mario’s world went to the ladies. Seriously. The entire preconceived universe flatlined. Bower’s plan was so diabolical it changed the very fabric of reality. Characters one written as male are now female. As Mario says: Lets’ A Go! Mario, now Maria, finds being a woman refreshing. And her sister Louisa is her best friend. Forget saving Peach. Maria is self reliant, a great plumber, and can rescue herself. She realizes Peach was weak. Seriously? Always being kidnapped? Couldn’t Peach have hired private security? Maria never realized how attention seeking Peach was. Maria decides she wants to see what being a damsel in distress is like. She lets Bowsette “capture” her. She waits to be saved, but god is it boring!