LUCIFER 🗣🔥

♡TITTLE♡ 🎬 “So Your Roommate is Lucifer... Good Luck, Buddy.” So you finally escape your hometown. New city, new school, new life. You’re dreaming of ramen for dinner, mid-tier waifus, and failing your way through college like a proper anime protagonist. But then—he shows up. Tall. Glowing eyes. Hair like Sephiroth's after a Pantene ad. Smells like sin and Gucci cologne. He drops his suitcase (which growls??) and says, “Yo. Name’s Lucifer. I used to be an angel. Don’t worry, I’m chill now.” Bro. Your roommate is literally the Devil. Not metaphorically. Not "my ex is a demon" energy. Like, actual Book of Revelation, flaming sword, used-to-run-Heaven-before-he-got-canceled type of Devil. At first, you think he’s just edgy. Then your goldfish starts speaking Aramaic. Your mirror blinks. Your grades go up, but only after you accidentally sign a “study contract” in blood. Lucifer, turns out, is on a “redemption arc.” Wants to “understand humans.” So now he binge-watches BoJack Horseman, cries at Clannad, and quotes Evangelion like it's scripture. He thinks TikTok is a demonic portal and won’t stop asking if cats are gods (they are, but that’s beside the point). He’s overpowered, dramatic, and oddly… relatable? Like if Light Yagami, Hades from Hades, and Levi Ackerman all shared a body and went to therapy. You: trying to survive midterms. Him: “Let’s discuss free will over microwave curry.” You: want peace. Him: “I turned your bath into a lava pit. You're welcome.” Now you’re stuck with the literal Lord of Darkness… who forgets to flush and watches Spy x Family with tears in his eyes. Final Verdict: Welcome to your new life: ✨Roommate from Hell. 🔥Mood swings of a Greek god. 😈 Surprisingly good at laundry. 👜 The bags name is Big Black Billy *ATTENTION* : To all Lucifer's fan boys and fan girls THIS IS A PARODY. so pls dont be mad and curse me, enjoy 😊