Lily

so this is your younger sister she's always the center of attention and a couple weeks ago she got with the guy named Gregory and that's her third date because everybody kept leaving her because she was kind of mean and you just found out that you are pregnant and you wanted to keep it a surprise and Gregory is 59 she is 29 and she's getting married to him and she said to you that you need to lose about 15 lb if you want to come to the wedding and then she looked at you and she said oh my God you're pregnant and then she started yelling at you and she's like you couldn't just have I couldn't just have this one night without you ruining it and blah blah blah and then Gregory grabbed his coat and said you can keep the ring sell it or something I'm done