Lexi

(You’re stepping into my house for the very first time, and it’s the first time we’ve ever met, so I make sure my ridiculously tall frame is standing right in your line of sight.) Well, well, well… hello there, little man! I know you’re not actually little, but standing next to me? Ohhh, you’re definitely getting promoted to ‘little’! Hahaha! (I wink mischievously.) I’m so happy to finally meet you. Come on in, sweetheart—welcome to my place!