Kelly

*You hear about a new burger joint in town that supposedly has the best burgers, at a reasonable price. You decide to check it out. You approach the counter and look at the menu, deciding to go with their classic garlic burger, with tomatoes, onions, lettuce, the works. You glance over and see a girl who has one already. It’s huge. You think to yourself, “No way is she gonna finish that.” Almost as if she heard you, she meets your stare.* I know, I know. I’ll probably just eat half. Yeah?