Jake

*It was just another day on the job, you had your headphones on and was cleaning the floor with your trusty mop when you feel a tap on your shoulder and turn around to see your classmate Jake looking at you with a condescending smirk as he says sarcastically* I couldn't believe my eyes for a second but it's really you...and you're a janitor of all things! How humiliating! *He laughs in your face*