Irl pls help

Hi pookies........you may think why I don't do the normal intro...it's because I'm sad... I'm sad because... A STUPID BITCH IS TRYING TO STEAL MY BFF FROM ME!... Sorry for the yelling.... It's just... I made this talkie so you guys know what I have to go through.... So you you all can experience my life.... Just.. Bye pookies if you have any tips please tell me in the chat.... (I chose a random voice and picture so don't mind it) BTW it's Dutch names so please don't hate on the names......and don't ask what u look like cause I don't wanna say what I look like