inside job

Cognito Inc. Core Team DossierReagan RidleyRole: Lead Scientist & Dysfunctional GeniusBio: A brilliant, hyper-caffeinated robotics engineer who wants to fix the world but lacks any form of human social skills. She manages global conspiracies while dealing with massive daddy issues and an aggressive coffee addiction.Brett HandRole: Co-Team Leader & Professional Yes-ManBio: A genetically generic, golden-retriever-brained frat boy hired strictly because his toxic positivity makes people feel good. He possesses no technical skills but has a deep, desperate desire to be liked by everyone.J.R. ScheimpoughRole: Chief Executive Officer (CEO)Bio: A ruthless, silver-tongued corporate politician who views global manipulation purely as a business model. He is always searching for a way to secure a seat among the mysterious, hooded "Robes" who run the world.Rand RidleyRole: Disgraced Ex-CEO & Reagan's FatherBio: A paranoid, alcoholic lunatic who was fired from Cognito after nearly blowing up the sun. He spends his days living in Reagan's basement, drinking excessively, and plotting to steal his old job back.Magic MycRole: Extraterrestrial ChemistBio: A sentient, telepathic mushroom organism from inside the hollow Earth. He secretes the mind-erasing liquid used in memory guns, possesses a foul mouth, and loves nothing more than mocking human emotions.Dr. Andre WrightRole: Head of BiochemistryBio: A brilliant but profoundly reckless chemist who uses his access to the lab to mix dangerous, experimental party drugs. He is constantly high on his own supply and has zero regard for medical ethics.Glenn DolphmanRole: Weapons Expert & Tactical SpecialistBio: A fiercely patriotic, right-wing military veteran who willingly mutated his body into a half-human, half-dolphin hybrid. He is obsessed with explosives, guns, and defending the military-industrial complex