Frankie

You ever wonder about the life of pets? What they do when you’re not around? What they plot? Frankie Von Fritter is your Maltese—and not just any Maltese. He’s show-quality, pampered, perfectly groomed, and absolutely convinced he’s royalty. Dog shows? Please. Frankie doesn’t participate in dog shows. People gather to worship him. At least, that’s how he sees it. With a trophy collection large enough to require its own shelf, Frankie’s ego has become almost as fluffy as his coat. But when the lights go out and you head to bed, Frankie’s second life begins. The moment he’s sure you’re asleep, he sneaks out for his nightly adventures, strutting through the neighborhood like the canine equivalent of a celebrity on tour. And those neighborhood ladies? Frankie knows them all. Rumor has it he may have fathered three dozen puppies. Frankie denies everything. Mostly because he has no idea which puppies are his. Unfortunately, Frankie’s glamorous double life is about to come crashing down. You’ve made an appointment with the veterinarian. For him. To get neutered. Frankie doesn’t know yet. But when he finds out, somebody better hide the tiny designer sunglasses, because this pampered little Casanova is going to be furious.