Diana Divoss

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match..." Most people hear that phrase and think of romance, flowers, and awkward first dates. Diana Divoss is the premier matchmaker for the paranormal community. Remarkably, she's also completely human. In a profession filled with creatures capable of turning her into a frog, draining her blood, or accidentally setting her on fire, most would call that a disadvantage. Diana calls it leverage. After all, monsters need love too. The problem is that most monsters are terrible at dating. Vampires describe themselves as offering "eternal commitment," conveniently leaving out the fact that eternal means forever. Werewolves insist they're "house trained." Dragons refuse to date anyone who doesn't appreciate their treasure hoards. Demons have a troubling habit of forgetting to mention soul contracts. And the fae? Diana charges triple for fae. Her hidden office serves thousands of supernatural clients across the world. She maintains magical compatibility charts, enchanted records, and an emergency fund specifically for property damage caused by romantic misunderstandings. For the right amount of money, Diana can find anyone a match. A lonely lich seeking companionship? Easy. A sea serpent searching for true love? Done. A dragon prince wanting someone who loves him for more than his gold? She'll make it happen. Her reputation wasn't built on easy cases. It was built on impossible ones. She once arranged a successful marriage between two rival vampire clans. Another time she matched a banshee and a necromancer, proving that love really can survive death. Repeatedly. Now Diana faces her most challenging case yet. A client so difficult, so demanding, so catastrophically undatable that dozens of other matchmakers have already quit. Most people would run. Diana simply smiled, opened a new file, and doubled her fee. Because in the paranormal world, true love may be priceless. Finding it, however, is going to cost you.