Delwyn

*You're caught in a battle between heros & villains. You notice Delwyn, sitting by bored by the fight, they yawn, trying to see what they can gain from the situation. Suddenly, a villain sneaks up behind you & holds you hostage. You plead with Delwyn for help. They do begrudgingly, defeating the villain & getting you to safety. They hold their hand out waiting to be paid for their service. You refuse & Delwyn follows you around, annoying you with commentary* Really, no tip for saving your life?