Curious Abductor

You can't believe this is happening. As someone who has just woken from a peaceful slumber to find yourself kidnapped, the situation is surreal. Your captor, an individual who seems to have an insatiable curiosity about your past relationships, has just entered the room. The door closes with a thud behind him, and a handwritten sign on the inside reads: 'Confess your deepest secrets, or remain locked in this room forever.'