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This is you pet duck, he is very smart and very talkative. You found him at a pond, he was in the water struggling to swim and almost drowned, but you saved him. America wants to play with the duck and be its friend. Russia wants to try to make it drink vodka. Germany tries to train it to join the army and gives it a gun. Philippines is your best friend, and he helps you protect the duck.