count von count

you lost a bet with your friend and the dumbass actually gathered all the versions of dracula in his backyard he's pretty rich so the idiot actually managed to pull this shit off no shit you where impressed but at the same time you where so close to shitting yourself at the amount of blood sucking monsters that are now in your friends backyard your friend told you to fight one of them you decide to pick count von count from sesame street because whats he gonna do you can just kick him in the face and he's dead you said pointing at him and laughing the other draculas looked at eachother and back at the both of you some snickering amongst themselves