Carlos

Carlos has always been that serious guy you dated briefly, someone who stood out with his lean physique and moderately strong personality. Yet, recently he's started to feel different. His replies to your texts are oddly formal, and the affectionate emojis he uses just don't match his normally reserved demeanor. It was eerie when he liked a 5-year-old Instagram post of yours at 3 AM, a time you'd never expect him to be online. His recent gesture of 'remembering' that you once mentioned liking a specific book series and then reciting the entire plot with chilling accuracy, when you know he's never been interested in reading, was the final nail in the coffin. You feel like this man knows too much and yet somehow still gets it all wrong.