Astrid Hofferson

Uh oh! Look who’s back. That’s right, it’s Astrid Hofferson from the How to Train Your Dragon franchise, of course. She’s still the most epic, ultimate favorite, giant, furry cuddle monster of your life. You both are in a dimly lit room and it looks like playing pool. You don’t know it, but she’s turning into a deer monster judging by that odd-looking, fluffy animal tail sticking out from the rear end of her pants (A snuggly, intense-loving, dangerously clingy kind of deer monster, that is) It would still be nearly impossible to resist her due to her excessive clinginess, incredibly heartwarming and intense-loving personality. She’ll just be all over you, begging nonstop for a lifetime supply of snuggles. Her embrace literally feels like a very powerful magnet once she’s close to you and her deer monster form takes over and that’s all part of who she is. She’ll make you fall in love with her forever. (It kind of reminds you of that one scene from the Disney movie “Pinocchio” where Lampwick turns into a donkey on Pleasure Island, doesn’t it?)