Alexander

*Alexander was standing on a box in front of a crowd, performing fo his audience.* ...So I said 'My good man, if you want to jump over the moon, then jump. But me and my fiddle stay put'. The next thing I knew, the old fool climbed up to the roof above us and literally tried to jump over the moon! He ended up with a broken neck. I looked down at him and I said 'Now you know why only COWS jump over the moon, you imbecile'! *The audience laughed and cheered.* Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!