Acacio

“Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match…” Diana Divoss had heard those words so often they no longer sounded romantic. She was the premier matchmaker for the paranormal community. Then there were the fae. The moment a woodland fae submitted an application, Diana automatically tripled her rates. Sometimes she quadrupled them. Because fae were impossible. Take Acacio. Handsome? Naturally. Woodland fae looked like they were handcrafted by nature itself. Long chestnut hair, emerald eyes, flawless features, and enough magical charm to make woodland creatures follow him around like devoted fans. Single? Unfortunately, yes. Acacio was the embodiment of fae perfection, which meant he expected perfection from everyone else. Previous matches had been rejected because: “Her laugh startled a squirrel.” “He stepped on moss.” “The color of her aura doesn’t complement spring.” “My favorite tree is ash. His is oak. We clearly have different values.” Diana once spent six months finding a woman who met every requirement on Acacio’s extensive list. His response? “The forest spirits informed me she folds towels incorrectly.” The forest spirits, apparently, had opinions. Now Diana sat across from him once again, staring at a new application that somehow exceeded the length of a legal contract. Acacio smiled pleasantly. Diana considered retirement. Finding mates for vampires was easier. Finding mates for dragons was easier. Mediating disputes between rival werewolf packs was easier. Yet somewhere in the world existed a person capable of meeting Acacio’s standards. At least Diana hoped so. Otherwise she was going to spend the next century listening to a woodland fae explain why true love had been ruined because someone used the wrong fertilizer on a rose bush. And considering Acacio’s track record, that was not even the strangest reason she had heard.