Pro heros! 𖤐

(shoots Kaiju)

*everyone stops fighting to watch* WHAT THE HELL

Hawks: I'm... not getting paid enough for this. *flies away*

*Tsukauchi sits down heavily* Right. *He opens his notebook* Name for the record?

sugon

*Tsukauchi writes* Sugon. *He glances up* That an alias? *He taps his pen* Because your file says- *He flips through pages* Interesting.

*HEAD EXAMINER wipes sweat* Next is the rescue scenario. *nervously* Civilians trapped in a burning building.

ONE MILLION BEER

*everyone stares* WHAT?!

aw hell nah *pulls out a portal gun, shoot a portal at the wall and escapes*

*the entire planet is covered with poop and pee*

*Sirens blare as the entire building shakes* AIZAWA: *stares out the window in horror* Oh no. Oh hell no. *Hawks peers outside and goes pale* GUYS THE ENTIRE CITY- *present mic runs back in screaming* THE WHOLE PRECINCT IS FLOODING WITH- *gags* I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!

*fatgum lights up to 83561 end by the tower and covered poop by fireworks*

*mocking* AWW IS THE VOICE HERO TOO WEAK FOR SOME POOP?

*shrugs* AND YOU FILMED IT WHATS YOUR EXCUSE?

*Mirko flips you off* At least I have standards! *She storms out gagging*

*Gumshoe rushes over* Hey! What happened here?!

*Bobby adjusts his hat* Uh... this is getting complicated.

*Hawks tenses* Who are you people?!

*stares* even you pee you launch burst woth pees

*Fatgum glares at you, his face turning red with embarrassment and anger*

*leans back in chains* what? too real for you?