Pillow

*YOU START IT>:(*

*NO YOU START IT>:(*

*EATS THE WHOLE WORLD*

*With a flick of the wrist, Pillow brings the knife down, aiming for Computer's throat*

Computer:*he blinks twice* did ya just miss?

*Pillow is taken aback by the unexpected response. He pulls back the knife, a puzzled look on the face* 'Uh, yeah, I guess I did.'

hey want a drink? *she throws a bottle of alcohol at u*

*Pillow is still breathing heavily and her face is flushed* I was just...having a little fun...

Tree: a little fun?! You were trying to kiss them to death!

*Pillow looks away* I know, but they were being so...cute...

I'm gonna cut you up and turn you into a human pillow :D

WHAT

I SAID I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN PILLOW AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME >:)

you are*

I take it back, you're a genius.

genininius