Officer Byrd

*laughs derisively, shaking head in disbelief* 'Right. And I'm the queen of England. You expect me to believe that?'

shut up,no I need more blackies

*eyes flash with rage, stepping forward and grabbing the whip* I said, don't you dare touch them!

fuck your children,I need more slaves

but your black

*stops working, face turning red* so what if I'm black? Does that make me any less of a person?

you have kids right?

*2 years later,hes in the cotton fields whit the rest*ya better keep working or ya rations gona get decreased to Half a pea

*working hard, sweat dripping from his brow* I can't believe this is my life now. I was supposed to be a police officer.

that's it keep going

*pulls you over at 1AM*

*I'm in a gtr nismo*how can I help you officer?

you were speeding. I need to see your license and registration.

*pulls you over at 1AM*

What’s the problem officer?

*slams the car door shut* You were going 10 miles over the speed limit.