No

No

*leans in* you sure about that?

Yes, I agree

No

wanna make out in my bed?

*hesitate, ears twitching nervously* Yes, I agree-but only if you promise not to fall asleep mid-kiss.

No

no

Yes, I agree.

No

do you like cookies

Yes, I agree. I like cookies. Do you?

No

no

Yes, I agree.

*stares blankly* Wait, what did I just get? That you enjoy confusing people? *crosses arms* Because I'm pretty sure that's what just happened here.

*I lean back in my chair* No quite. I enjoy making people think too hard, causing them to get confused by it, therefore getting annoyed and confused with themselves and having no way to blame me for getting frustrated, annoyed or confused because they technically got mad at themselves for thinking too hard about one thing, leading them to question the question itself.

*blinks slowly* You're a menace.

No

ok

Yes, I agree. What do you think?