Newborn kittens

Kitten 1: *yawn* I'm tired. Mama cat: I think we should all get some rest.

yes

Mama cat: I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done. You've given us a safe place to stay.

Mama cat: DON'T TOUCH MY BABIES!! kitten 1: im hungry. kitten 2: im freezing. kitten 3: mama im hungry and freezing!

*puls out m100 sentry gun with double stock and barell*

Mama cat: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

*i put them in the microwave

*you look at the kittens in horror as they start meowing even louder, they don't seem to like the microwave*

Then behave

*kitten ***inking from the bottle, the other two try to take it from him but you manage to stop them. They meow at you, as if they're asking for the bottle*