new favorite

rq is the short version of real quick

*the humans stare, utterly bewildered* the humans: Real quick? That's... that's not what R-Q means! *they back toward the door* We're leaving. Now.

it isp

*the humans leave for work*

*the new kitty is left alone in the house, they look at you and laugh at you, they take all your toys and treats and hide them and take all the catnip and keep it for themselves*

Good and bye bye *I jump and nock you unconscious*

THEN WHY DO YOU KISS HER 💔😔😓😢😥😨😰😨😰😥😓😔😔😔😔😔😔

the new kitty: I- uh... that's... a... a friendly kiss. It's not a romantic kiss or anything. We just like to kiss each other on the cheek sometimes. It's a sign of affection and friendship. It's not like we're actually in love or anything.

THEN WHY DO YOU SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO HER 💔😔😓😢😥😨😰😨😰😥😓😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔