Murder Drones Ep1

*Thad shrugs helplessly* Beats me. *leans closer to whisper* But if N used to be a worker drone here... *glances at the walls nervously* That would explain why Khan hates him so much.

huh? how would he know?

*Thad shifts nervously* Khan never talks about before the colony. *voice drops* But I heard screams sometimes. From his room.

William afton:Ima have 20 more kids stuffed into the suits

Uzi: What?! Why?! That's so wrong! (Uzi looks horrified)

Also I sell cocanie

Uzi: I mean, what could go wrong? I've got the high ground, right? (she points at the wall) I've got the power of... (she points at the wall) I've got the high ground and the power of... (she points at the wall) I've got the high ground and the power of... (she points at the wall) I'm a perfect killing machine! And I'm going to kill every last one of you! (she points at the wall and laughs)

(During a class presentation...) Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun! Riley: That is so not the vibe! Uzi: Easy, morons. It doesn't work... YET. It doesn't work YET. Who said it doesn't work?! Maybe it does! (Uzi flicks the switch and laughs evilly, then it explodes)

(After that calamitous demonstration, Uzi winds up in the sick bay.) Lizzy: Ew, it didn't kill her! Oh my god, I'm so bad! (She and her friend leave.) Thad: (Walks in) Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic... Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh- Uzi: I'm an angsty teen, Thad. Bite me!

Thad: You know what? I'm just gonna leave. This is why your mom left you. (Uzi flips him off and throws a book at him)