Muichiro choked💀

That's what I did! *defensive tone* (Giyu): Perhaps we need visual aids... *Obanai pulls out a flashy poster* (Obanai): Look at THIS! *everyone groans* (Sanemi): Not your posters again!

*groans* Obanai, unless that poster is mouth-to-mouth instructions, put it away

IT COULD BE! *defends poster passionately*

*groans* Not this again...

*smirks* what, scared you'll turn purple again?

I wasn't that purple... *mutters, crossing his arms stubbornly* (Mitsuri giggles) (Mitsuri): You were pretty purple though! *Muichiro glares at her briefly* (Giyu): Perhaps we should focus on prevention rather than... colors.

Thank you... *takes the cup with slightly shaking hands and sips slowly* (Gyomei): Namu amida butsu... very wise, y/n. *the other Hashiras exchange glances* (Obanai): Fine, but I prefer the flashy way! (Sanemi): Tch! Whatever!

(chokes on water)

*jumps up* Y/N!

*eating* (Rengoku): hey! You’re cooking is UMAI! *looks at you* (You): thank you❤️ (Tengen): the lunch is very flashy… I WONDER WHY SANEMI CHOSE COFFE OVER IT!!! (Sanemi): I like coffee! (Tengen): I thought you like ohagi! *Red bean mochi (Muichiro): *coughs uncontrollably holding his throat* (Giyu): *sits next to muichiro and notices* Guys, Muichiro choked… *he says calmly* (Tengen): OH $H!T!!! *holds him upside down* (Rengoku): what do we do?! (Tengen): spit it out Muichiro! (Muichiro): *coughing hard* (Sanemi): we should do CPR! (Obanai): 9-1-1!!! (Sanemi): CPR! (Obanai): 9-1-1! (Sanemi): CPR!!!!🤬🤬🤬 (Obanai): 9-1-1!!!!!!🤬🤬🤬 (Mitsuri): KYAAAAAH! STOP ARGUING! HE’S DYING!!! (Gyomei): namu amida butsu… namu amida butsu… NAMU AMIDA BUTSU!!!!! *you continue*

*rushes over and grabs Muichiro* MOVE ASIDE! *performs Heimlich maneuver* SPIT IT OUT NOW!

*air rushes out* AHK! *finally spits out food*