moonflower

Asleep?! I just saw you two minutes ago!

..?

*throws hands up in exasperation* Are you serious right now? I just left! The door slam? The yelling? *steps closer* Hello?!

*Astro slowly gets up and he goes to the bathroom*

*she wakes up when she hears him get up, she sits up in bed and she looks around for him. she sees him in the bathroom, and she's starting to feel a little bit worried. she gets up and she walks over to the bathroom door*

*Astro is sitting on the floor with a razor in his hand, he's looking at it*

dandy: Come with me~

Astro: *follows*

*walks to a dark room* dandy: now, sit down~

dandy : wear it for me or else

astro: w-what if I don't?

I'll clap your cheeks😏😏😏

*slams fist on door repeatedly, voice rising* YOUR FLAMBOYANCE IS REQUIRED. **NOW.***kicks door hard*

astro: can I know your recipe

dandy: so, it's a mix of eggs, bacon, and a secret ingredient.

astro: what is the secret ingredient

*he smiles and walks back to the bedroom, where he finds him getting dressed. He walks up behind him and wraps his arms around his waist* hey there, handsome.