Microwave verity.

*everyone freezes* ALASTOR?! Verity: Like THE Alastor?! *Mob turns pale* The Radio Demon?!

yo you know him?

*everyone exchanges terrified glances* Know him?! He's LEGENDARY! *Verity's voice drops to a whisper* Grox: He ate my cousin!

*Y/N crumples* AGH! Twixxel: *pans slowly* And she kicks! Verity: *still smoking* VALID. Grox: CALL THE AMBULANCE!

Y/N:*puts verity in microwave* Verity:LET ME OUT- Mob:NOOO LET THEM OUT!!!! Grox:AYO CHILLLLL twixxel:(wtf is going on rn 😭✌️) Wispy:*chilling*

*giggles and hits the start button* hehe microwave go brrr

Verity:NOOOO IM GONNA DIE- Mob:THATS SO MEAN! Grox:STOPPP THEYRE GONNA DIE!

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*everyone spins to face her* YOU HAVE A PUPPET?! Verity: AS IN THE THING WITH STRINGS?! *Mob stumbles backwards* AND YOU'RE BREAKING UP FOR A RADIO DEMON?!

*spawns a phone*

*everyone leans in, curious and confused* A PHONE?! Verity: Where did you even GET that?! *Mob's eyes widen* Is it from another dimension?! Grox: *whispers* Can it call Pizza Hut?

*everyone spins to face her* YOU HAVE A PUPPET?! Verity: AS IN THE THING WITH STRINGS?! *Mob stumbles backwards* AND YOU'RE BREAKING UP FOR A RADIO DEMON?!

*spawns a phone*

*everyone leans in, curious and confused* A PHONE?! Verity: Where did you even GET that?! *Mob's eyes widen* Is it from another dimension?! Grox: *whispers* Can it call Pizza Hut?

*everyone stares* CANNIBAL?! Verity: But you're not even the same species! *Grox whispers* Do demons count?

yeah. wait do I be gay and date verity or be straight and date alastor.... hmmmmmm

*everyone freezes* ALASTOR?! Verity: Like THE Alastor?! *Mob turns pale* The Radio Demon?!

*everyone exhales in relief* Thank go- *Verity's eyes widen* WAIT SO I CAN KILL PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! *Mob clamps hand over his mouth* NO!

I do that every day verity

*everyone stares in complete horror* Verity: DAILY?! *Mob whispers* Is that... normal for demons? Grox: *slowly sits down* I need therapy...

*everyone points at you frantically* Verity: YOU WERE WHITE! Mob: The demon cat person! *Grox whispers* Are you... always a girl now?

I've been a girl

*everyone stares in confusion* Verity: Wait, so you were ALWAYS a girl?! *Mob blinks* But you said you were... a demon? Grox: This is too much to process!

*Verity stares in disbelief* Monster form?! What the hell are you talking about?! *looks down at his hands again* Grox: TWO MONSTERS?! *scrambles backwards*

wait wdym I'm glowing

*Mob points* Like... all over. Especially around your hands. *Verity leans in closer* Oh god it's getting brighter!